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Dev Chat Theatre

Postby alabaster » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:30 am

In this thread we quote devs out of context. Like so:

<awaybaster> guys help
<awaybaster> I'm not sure how to have sex with my sister.
<TJeffy> Jam it in
<Smokey> ^
* awaybaster takes notes.
[23:08:40] Tony TwoFingers: Never put your dick down.
[23:08:44] Tony TwoFingers: Never surrender.
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Wren » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:35 am

Remember the basic equation for force ala.

F= ma

:P
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby alabaster » Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:00 pm

Let's air Hama's dirty secrets!

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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Waytfm » Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:02 am

Well... since "Dev" is such a vague term, I'll interpret it as any devs for any project.

As such, I'll share this:

[3/11/2013 2:28:15 PM] Rima:tischbeinficker
[3/11/2013 2:28:17 PM] Rima: ...
[3/11/2013 2:28:38 PM] Waytfm: tisch?
[3/11/2013 2:28:41 PM] Rima: table
[3/11/2013 2:28:42 PM] Waytfm: Isn't that table?
[3/11/2013 2:28:43 PM] Waytfm: lol
[3/11/2013 2:28:45 PM] Rima: yep
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Waytfm: table.. fucker?
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Rima: table leg fucker
[3/11/2013 2:28:59 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck, Germany?
[3/11/2013 2:29:01 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck?
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby TonyTwoFingers » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:15 am

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*Sigh.* Now I have to go get tested.
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby alabaster » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:18 am

Somnova's modus operandi:

[00:41] <@Smokey> Sometimes people will die but w/e, sake of progress
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby alabaster » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:08 am

Devving super hard.

[05:00] <alabaster> I'm not imagining those, am I?
[05:01] <TJeffy> ... mayyyyyyybe?
[05:01] <TJeffy> I mean... I kind of see them, but also kind of don't.
[05:01] <TJeffy> There's a lot of fabric there.
[05:01] <alabaster> Yeah, really...
[05:03] <alabaster> >that feel when it's part of my job to go "No, those hips are far too sexy and we cannot have that."
[05:04] <TJeffy> I don't envy you.
[05:04] <TJeffy> Libido-killer.
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby TheLastMelody » Sat Aug 10, 2013 1:20 am

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This is random because there is no context!

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YURI IS MANLY!
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Ravenous » Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:53 pm

I'd like to point out that what TLM posted was not in dev chat.

Instead, have some CA devchat to make up for it.

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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby sky » Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:14 pm

[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC


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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby TheLastMelody » Sun Aug 11, 2013 9:53 am

Ooooh, you meant what was only posted in the Dev Chat? I thought it meant from the somnova devs in any chat ^_^"
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby whiic » Sun Aug 11, 2013 3:58 pm

[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC


I actually hope one of the heroines would be a troll: no sex. Or no "Good End" for that matter, only neutral and bad ones.

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(INB4 the entire VN is a troll project.)
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby ProNice » Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:46 pm

Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty surprises waiting for you ;)
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Waytfm » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:18 am

ProNice wrote:Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you ;)


They're all traps.
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby TheLastMelody » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:41 am

Waytfm wrote:
ProNice wrote:Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you ;)


They're all traps.

OH GOD! If this is true, then Waytfm is the biggest troll yet...
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Hamadyne » Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:16 am

Since everyone loves dev chats, here's two new ones:

[20:38] <TJeffy> Ala is going to beat me with a belt
[20:38] <@Hamadyne> kinky


[23:13] <keviniskool> Already rolling 143,150 per second
[23:13] <keviniskool> I'M OUT
[23:13] <@Hamadyne> mother of god
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby sky » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:54 am

[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is


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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby TheLastMelody » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:49 am

sky wrote:
[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is


He's got a point.

True that.

"TJeffy, getting to the bottom of things"
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby sky » Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:39 pm

[00:36:43] Tony TwoFingers: I know what brouhaha means
[00:37:11] Tony TwoFingers: I was one of the state vocabulary champions back in middle school
[00:37:40] Tony TwoFingers: And yes, I use that line to pick up girls
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Re: Dev Chat Theatre

Postby Chisana » Fri Jun 06, 2014 12:32 am

On 6/5/14, at 5:28 PM, Tony TwoFingers wrote:
> It's hilarious when I do it to you, but when it happens to me, it's too far


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