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Dev Chat Theatre

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In this thread we quote devs out of context. Like so:
<awaybaster> guys help
<awaybaster> I'm not sure how to have sex with my sister.
<TJeffy> Jam it in
<Smokey> ^
* awaybaster takes notes.
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Remember the basic equation for force ala.

F= ma

:P
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Let's air Hama's dirty secrets!
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Well... since "Dev" is such a vague term, I'll interpret it as any devs for any project.

As such, I'll share this:
[3/11/2013 2:28:15 PM] Rima:tischbeinficker
[3/11/2013 2:28:17 PM] Rima: ...
[3/11/2013 2:28:38 PM] Waytfm: tisch?
[3/11/2013 2:28:41 PM] Rima: table
[3/11/2013 2:28:42 PM] Waytfm: Isn't that table?
[3/11/2013 2:28:43 PM] Waytfm: lol
[3/11/2013 2:28:45 PM] Rima: yep
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Waytfm: table.. fucker?
[3/11/2013 2:28:53 PM] Rima: table leg fucker
[3/11/2013 2:28:59 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck, Germany?
[3/11/2013 2:29:01 PM] Waytfm: what the fuck?
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*Sigh.* Now I have to go get tested.
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Somnova's modus operandi:

[00:41] <@Smokey> Sometimes people will die but w/e, sake of progress
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Devving super hard.
[05:00] <alabaster> I'm not imagining those, am I?
[05:01] <TJeffy> ... mayyyyyyybe?
[05:01] <TJeffy> I mean... I kind of see them, but also kind of don't.
[05:01] <TJeffy> There's a lot of fabric there.
[05:01] <alabaster> Yeah, really...
[05:03] <alabaster> >that feel when it's part of my job to go "No, those hips are far too sexy and we cannot have that."
[05:04] <TJeffy> I don't envy you.
[05:04] <TJeffy> Libido-killer.
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I'd like to point out that what TLM posted was not in dev chat.

Instead, have some CA devchat to make up for it.

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[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC
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Ooooh, you meant what was only posted in the Dev Chat? I thought it meant from the somnova devs in any chat ^_^"
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[23:10:04] <@Worthington> >tfw everyone rages when they find out you can't fuck Anna
[23:10:24] <@Worthington> oh shit this is the public IRC
I actually hope one of the heroines would be a troll: no sex. Or no "Good End" for that matter, only neutral and bad ones.

Am I a masochist for hoping to get trolled?
(INB4 the entire VN is a troll project.)

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Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty surprises waiting for you ;)

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ProNice wrote:Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you ;)
They're all traps.
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Waytfm wrote:
ProNice wrote:Well, you can be sure that there are some hefty girthy surprises waiting for you ;)
They're all traps.
OH GOD! If this is true, then Waytfm is the biggest troll yet...
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Since everyone loves dev chats, here's two new ones:
[20:38] <TJeffy> Ala is going to beat me with a belt
[20:38] <@Hamadyne> kinky
[23:13] <keviniskool> Already rolling 143,150 per second
[23:13] <keviniskool> I'M OUT
[23:13] <@Hamadyne> mother of god
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[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is
He's got a point.
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sky wrote:
[01:50:52] <TJeffy> Right now you're using 1980s technology
[01:51:01] <TJeffy> To talk to someone a third of the way around the earth
[01:51:11] <TJeffy> Who is making a porn game
[01:51:18] <TJeffy> Set in Austria
[01:51:23] <TJeffy> About crazy girls
[01:51:35] <TJeffy> If that's not kinda crazy, I don't know what is
He's got a point.
True that.

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[00:36:43] Tony TwoFingers: I know what brouhaha means
[00:37:11] Tony TwoFingers: I was one of the state vocabulary champions back in middle school
[00:37:40] Tony TwoFingers: And yes, I use that line to pick up girls
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On 6/5/14, at 5:28 PM, Tony TwoFingers wrote:
> It's hilarious when I do it to you, but when it happens to me, it's too far
♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) I did, Jeffy, I did.
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